Biography

This is my first post on Kordon Bleu’s blog and I am going to give you a slight biography about myself.  I emerged from my mother’s womb on December 12^th, 1997, and through the course of my life good, bad, and strange things have happened to me.  On the fourth anniversary of my birth, I was given a great surprise of the gift of my first bike.  Life wasn’t all good though.  One day whilst going through an enchanted glen to get to my grandparents house, my brother and I were ambushed by a rather angry swarm of bees who gave me at least 10 stings in my back.  Now for an unusual moment in my life.  One day at a Harlem Globetrotters game, I was taken from my seat by the team’s mascot, Globie, who then took me to the team’s locker room.  Ready to soil my trousers, he asked me if I wanted to be “Little Globie”.  Quite frightened, I declined his offer.  This has been a short collection of stories from my life.